Blood Cookies

Blood cookies are cookies baked lovingly with different blood types for that special consumer in mind.Currently we offer...Hyur
Viera
Miqote
Au'ra
Hrothgar
MidlanderNote: All blood is personally sourced by the Baker, and goods are baked on day of delivery.

Canni-Cookies

Canni-cookies are cookies baked lovingly with different spoken meat types for that special consumer in mind.Currently we offer...Hyur
Viera
Miqote
Au'ra
Hrothgar
MidlanderNote: All meat is personally sourced by the Baker, and goods are baked on day of delivery.

Runic Cookies

Runic Cookies are heightened cookies, allowing for different effects on the user. All is needed is consumption!Currently we offer...Healing
Stamina
Agility
Strength
NightvisionNote: It is not advised to consume more than one cookie of a singular rune at a time.

Rates depends on order size and ingredients. Contact the Baker for details.Please let the baker know if you would like any special requests!

Laced Goods

The Bakers specialty is in laced goods, baked goods laced with whatever your heart desires.
Trying to have a passionate night with your mistress? Want your nagging wife dead? Need to make someone pay? You've come to the right place.

Orders can come in multiple different forms, some delivery methods include:
♡ Cookies
♡ Cakes
♡ Muffins
♡ Chocolates
♡ Pies

Some common "additives" include...

Arum - A paste that when used causes extreme diarrhea and vomiting, later leading to dehydration.

Azalea - A powder that causes difficulty breathing and long term damage to the lungs.

Belladonna - A powder used for making people fall asleep.

Bitter Foxglove- A common liquid poison found in the coerthan highlands. Useful in larger doses.

Black Yew - A paste that can cause infertility if used in large doses. Otherwise, it causes erectile dysfunction.

Dream Algae- A bitter liquid that can send one into a coma.

Dreamweed- A powder that causes extreme mental confusion, paranoia and stress.

Flamespore- A noxious mushroom that can cause spontaneous combustion once digested.

Foxglove - A fine powder that can cause blindness.

Lily of the Valley- A highly poisonous flower that causes paralysis.

Lupin - A paste that causes rapid hair growth on all parts of the body.

Milkroot- A root that make a highly hallucinogenic drug. The thick white sap extracted from this ochu root has the power to grant its user wondrously terrible visions.

Moss Fungus- A slow-acting poison used by nobility.

Periwinkle- A mildly poisonous flower whose poison can make people more susceptible to suggestion.

Rue- A low-growing shrub. The leaves contain a mild irritant that may cause minor reddening and swelling.

Star Anise- A fragrant spice that can be used to terminate pregnancies.

Rates depends on order size and ingredients. Contact the Baker for details.Please let the baker know if you would like any special requests!

Please note: The Baker is not responsible for any legal troubles that come from the use of any of these products. Violators of this rule will be dealt with accordingly.

Baked Goods

The Baker can be commissioned for general catering as well!
Note: All transactions will be rp based. Feel free to tip if desired!

Breads

Bacon Bread
Cornbread
Flatbread
Sourdough Bread
White/Wheat/Rye/Pumpernickle Bread

Cakes

Cheesecake

Chocolate Cake

Coffee Cake

Namesday Cake
-Can come in all different flavors.

Valentione's Cake
-Can come in all different flavors.

Cookies

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Lemon Cookies

Gingerbread Cookies

Macarons

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

Peanut Butter Cookies

Snickerdoodles

Sugar Cookies

Thumb Print Cookies
-With Jam
-With peanut butter drops

White Chocolate Chip Cookies

Pies

Chocolate

Apple

Lemon

Rolanberry

Pumpkin

Peach

Other Sweets

Apple Strudel

Candied Apple

Tiramisu

Chocolates
Dark Chocolate:
Milk Chocolate:
White Chocolate:

Dango

Mochi

Rates depend on order size and ingredients. Contact the Baker for details.Special Requests can be made to the Baker at anytime.

Primal Desires

Primal Desires is the hottest aphrodisiac chocolate set hitting Eorzean markets. Made with a powerful aphrodisiac known as the "Red Witch", a single drop can lead to a fantastic evening.

In Season

Off Season

While these flavors are off season, special orders can be requested of the baker.

Sapphire - Milk Chocolate with Limsan Sea Salt Caramel.
Opal - Dark Chocolate with Turali Coconut Flakes.
Blue Topaz - Milk Chocolate with Blueberry Mango.
Aquamarine - Milk chocolate with Limsan Rum Cream.
Diamond - Milk Chocolate with Eastern La Noscea Almond Clusters.
Pearl - White Chocolate with Crunchy Rice.
Emerald - Dark Chocolate with Mint.
Peridot - Dark Chocolate with Coffee Beans.
Citrine - White Chocolate with Lemon and Wafers.

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Pricing

One Night Stand - Three Piece Bundle - # Gil
Couples Therapy - Six Piece Bundle - # Gil
Tumble Bundle - Twelve Piece Bundle - # Gil

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Single Bitch (Each chocolate piece contains a single drop of Red Witch) - # Gil
Double Trouble (Each chocolate piece contains two drops of Red Witch) - # Gil
Triple Takedown (Each chocolate piece contains three drops of Red Witch) - # Gil

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We do offer bulk sizes. Contact the Baker for more information.

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WARNING: It is not advised to eat more than three squares of primal desires, or three individual drops of Red Witch, within a twenty-four hour period. Consequences can include mental issues, physical conditions and possible death. Do not use primal desires if you have heart conditions.

The Baker and the Other Menu is not responsible for anything that happens once the chocolate is given to the customer.Snitches get stitches, or worse.