The "Other Menu"
This is the Baker's Secret Menu. Venture at your own risk!
The Forbidden Library
Within the Arsenic and Old Lace building is The Baker's Library, which boasts an impressive collection of ancient texts, forbidden magicks and more.Location: Zal, Mist, Ward 18, Plot 7, Room 12.
Rules:
1. No books are to leave the library. They may only be studied within the walls of the library.
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2. Please be wary when practicing any magic within these books in the library space.
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3. Be courteous to all those who wish to study, relax or focus their time on their studies.
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4. There will be no fighting of any kind within the library. Those who start trouble will be banned from the library.
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5. What happens in the library, stays in the library.
Let The Baker know if you want to rent out the library space for any events, parties or classes. Rental fee is subject to change.
Laced Goods
The Bakers specialty is in laced goods, baked goods laced with whatever your heart desires.
Trying to have a passionate night with your mistress? Want your nagging wife dead? Need to make someone pay? You've come to the right place.
Orders can come in multiple different forms, some delivery methods include:
♡ Cookies
♡ Cakes
♡ Muffins
♡ Chocolates
♡ Pies
Some common "additives" include...
Arum - A paste that when used causes extreme diarrhea and vomiting, later leading to dehydration.
Azalea - A powder that causes difficulty breathing and long term damage to the lungs.
Belladonna - A powder used for making people fall asleep.
Bitter Foxglove- A common liquid poison found in the coerthan highlands. Useful in larger doses.
Black Yew - A paste that can cause infertility if used in large doses. Otherwise, it causes erectile dysfunction.
Dragon's Wart- A mushroom so toxic a single bite can kill an adult dragon.
Dream Algae- A bitter liquid that can send one into a coma.
Dreamweed- A powder that causes extreme mental confusion, paranoia and stress.
Flamespore- A noxious mushroom that can cause spontaneous combustion once digested.
Foxglove - A fine powder that can cause blindness.
Lily of the Valley- A highly poisonous flower that causes paralysis.
Lupin - A paste that causes rapid hair growth on all parts of the body.
Milkroot- A root that make a highly hallucinogenic drug. The thick white sap extracted from this ochu root has the power to grant its user wondrously terrible visions.
Moss Fungus- A slow-acting poison used by nobility.
Periwinkle- A mildly poisonous flower whose poison can make people more susceptible to suggestion.
Rue- A low-growing shrub. The leaves contain a mild irritant that may cause minor reddening and swelling.
Star Anise- A fragrant spice that can be used to terminate pregnancies.
Vampire Plant- When ground up into a paste can cause bleeding from all orifices.
Voidrake- An extremely toxic powder that can cause necrosis.
Wyvern's Wart - A liquid that can steal a persons voice, making them permanently mute.
Please note: The Baker is not responsible for any legal troubles that come from the use of any of these products. Violators of this rule will be dealt with accordingly.
Blood Cookies
Blood cookies are cookies baked lovingly with different blood types for that special consumer in mind.Currently we offer...Hyur
Viera
Miqote
Au'raPlease let the baker know if you would like any special requests!
Baked Goods
The Baker can be commissioned for general catering as well!
Note: All transactions will be rp based. Feel free to tip if desired!
Breads
Bacon Bread
Cornbread
Flatbread
Sourdough Bread
White/Wheat/Rye/Pumpernickle Bread
Cakes
Cheesecake
Chocolate Cake
Coffee Cake
Namesday Cake
-Can come in all different flavors.
Valentione's Cake
-Can come in all different flavors.
Cookies
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Lemon Cookies
Gingerbread Cookies
Macarons
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies
Peanut Butter Cookies
Snickerdoodles
Sugar Cookies
Thumb Print Cookies
-With Jam
-With peanut butter drops
White Chocolate Chip Cookies
Pies
Chocolate
Apple
Lemon
Rolanberry
Pumpkin
Peach
Other Sweets
Apple Strudel
Candied Apple
Tiramisu
Chocolates
Dark Chocolate:
Milk Chocolate:
White Chocolate:
Dango
Mochi
Special Requests can be made to the Baker at anytime.
Runes
WIP